House
I am in the process of buying a house in Cordova. I close on November 16th, maybe a week earlier.
25322 178th Ave. N.
Cordova, IL 61242
The house sits on two acres with no neighbors to speak of. There are mature Pine trees that block out most of the road, a neighboring field, and part of the field in the back. There is a 27 ft dia. above ground pool in the backyard, it is no “Flamingo,” but it will do for now. As you walk in the front door, on your left is a closet, and on your right is the 19X14 Living Room with the current owners’ furniture in it. To the left of the Living Room, is a 12X10 Dining Room. To the left from there is an entrance to the 18X11.5 Kitchen that can also be accessed from the main entrance by going straight instead of going through the Living Room. From the Kitchen, you can see the sliding glass doors that go to the backyard, and you can see down into the lower level 13X22 Family Room where there is a wood burning fireplace. You would take a left down the stairs after coming in the main entrance to get to the lower level Family Room. There is also a set of stairs that leads to the upper level of the house. The first door on the left is the 10X7 Main Bath. It is the only “Full Bath” in the house. I didn’t take a pic of the shower/bath tub. The blue sink is my favorite. The first door on the right is a 10X10 Bedroom, and the next door on the right is a 10.5X11 Bedroom. The last door on the left is the 12.5X13.5 Master Bedroom. The Master Bedroom has three closets and a 7X5 3/4 Bath Master Bathroom with another blue sink. Back down the stairs, to the main level, and down some more to the lower level. If you keep left at the bottom of the stairs, you will make your way into the 15X11 Laundry/Utility Room, and behind that is another 3/4 Bath. If you head back to the lower level family room, you will see another set of stairs leading to the basement. The first door on the left is a 7.5X8 partially finished Office. The door on the right is another 9.5X11 Office/Bedroom. If you go straight through the hall from the stairs, it opens up to an 18X25 Rec. Room where I plan to support it differently to move those posts out, and put in a Pool Table. I will have a Ping Pong Table down there for now. That’s about it for the house. They are leaving the Dishwasher, Refrigerator, Washer, and Dryer with the house so that’s nice too. The thing I like most is the yard, and the fact that my neighbors are fields. If you look right out of the driveway you see this. If you look left you see this. I hate the majority of people so this is perfect.
October 18th, 2006 at 7:37 am
That’s it? No update since tugfest on this lame ass site and then a one liner saying you are buying a house.
You could have at least taken the time to comment about how helpfull your dear old Dad has been outside of any $$$$$.
Pictures of me helping you should be all of this fucking site.
October 18th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Let’s see, you walked through two houses. Whereas I helped you put up two deer stands, one in the rain mind you. You didn’t have to tell everyone that you didn’t help financially. I think everyone who reads this knows how much of a tight ass you are.
October 18th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
tight ass!
October 18th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
nice update.
you could of bought a house closer to moline you know.. so i could just pass out there.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:50 am
thanks for the tour. way to live in the boondocks.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:57 am
what a fucking piece of shit house you are buying, faggot!! “ooh i dont like people so i gotta get away so i can eat cheese on my front lawn” fucking faggot!
October 27th, 2006 at 7:58 am
where are the pictures of the dog eye orb
October 27th, 2006 at 8:04 am
Nice digs Richie
November 6th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Holy Godless thundercrapping Fuckhammer. Doogie Howser M.D. is gay. I didn’t see that one coming. I wonder how he felt when he had to grope those strippers in Harold & Kumar go to White Castle? This hits me almost as hard as hearing about Mako(the creepy old wizard from Conan) dying. I don’t know if I can stay sober in a crazy world like this. I do know one thing though. Grace Jones doesn’t give a fuck.
The Bewildered Allfather
P.S. Mitch, do you still have your Deadpool collection. If so, would you be willing to part with it? I’ll give it a good home, and probably read it more than you do.
P.P.S Congrats on the new home Cardinal Rich-a-loo. Maybe now when the nuke plant goes all a’splodey you’ll get mystical powers from the indian burial ground it’s probably built on top of.
November 6th, 2006 at 9:44 am
If it isn’t worth saying, Reedy doesn’t say it.
November 7th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
I made a decision at dawn today. It is now my goal to sit on your road going by your new house, and smoke drugs in the old Riverdale alumnus fashion. No matter what the risk, no matter what the cost.
I shall not be denied!
The bong-totin’ Allfather
P.S. Who is this Reedy you speak of? He sounds like a wise man worth his weight in blueberry pie and ganja. I must seek his counsel! I advise you all to shower him with nudie cuties and the finest single malt whiskies made by constituent countries of the United Kingdom.
December 12th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
where are the updated pictures of this hell hole.
you lazy fuck