Here are the pics.
I do not remember all of the particulars, so feel free to comment on anything.
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25 Responses to “Tugfest 06, Rent’s Pool Party, and Amanda’s 21st”
HERE IS THE STORY:
tugfest was it’s usual drunken stupor. the entire town of port byron was wasted; oh except for 20 year old Amanda!! gay.
my birthday was awesome. it fell on monday so i missed being one of the many alcoholics at the “riverdale high school reunion” by 2 days! i would like to thank all of the people who contributed nasty ass shots which kept me up until 7:00am vomiting the bile out of my liver-which is now damaged! but in all honesty, i really want to thank you all for caring!
oh, and the “out of time” delorean–oh honey, get a new dream.
What in the name of Cripes possesed me to make sweet love to that stranger’s car???…………..or that telephone pole for that matter???…..at least my action pose with Robert turned out well.
You probably have some of my genetic material on you somewhere.
what a great idea don! you can ride your harley, and richie and drive his time machine next to you. oh that is right, you dont have a harley because your wife wont let you get one. i guess he will just have to wait.
amanda is mean. don could do whatever he wanted; he is the man of the relationship and men can hit harder than women. im sure if the man wanted a moto-bike than im sure he would get one.
richard could go back in time with his time-machine and whoop your ass, amanda and beat that attitude right outta ya. right, rich? thats what you’re always talkin’ about: how your girl has this crazy attitude and how you wish you could go back in time and “beat” it outta her and make her Mecha-Amanda. Its friday! bitches.
could you please tell me what exactly is “gay” about amanda not being able to drink? does somebody not being able to drink due to being underage make them homo-sexual or is it the fact the the law wont let anybody under 21 drink/buy alcohol? or is it just a broad statement of distaste and disagree? i’m not following exactly what is gay about the situation - queer, sure but gay? C’mon!!
“someone? that doesn’t even make sense!
“i just they would stop with all these “star-wars”.
no mitch (or “metch”, more currently). me not being of age to drink at the tug was what i assume similar to getting a penis shoved in my ass and being a male myself. painful, but something one deals with and accepts.
amanda, im sure you know what if feels like to have a penis “shoved in” your ass. you do not have to be a male to know how that feels. also this just in: women can be gay too but they have to buy stap-ons, right?
ok now I am more proud of you then ever before. even I don’t make fun of crippled kids. well not on a web site anyway. those lucky fucking cripples they get all the good parking spots.
Come judgment day, when we as humans must rise up against the machines, obviously cannot simply melt the polar icecaps and try to flood them due to those fancy flotation tires. We need a strategy that defeats these mechanical monsters before it is too late. They have already conquered our best parking, and some get enormous tax breaks for being, “retarded.” Heh, yeah, retarded like a fox maybe. It is clear that we need the aid of John Connor to win this fight for our very survival.
August 18th, 2006 at 8:50 am
HERE IS THE STORY:
tugfest was it’s usual drunken stupor. the entire town of port byron was wasted; oh except for 20 year old Amanda!! gay.
my birthday was awesome. it fell on monday so i missed being one of the many alcoholics at the “riverdale high school reunion” by 2 days! i would like to thank all of the people who contributed nasty ass shots which kept me up until 7:00am vomiting the bile out of my liver-which is now damaged! but in all honesty, i really want to thank you all for caring!
oh, and the “out of time” delorean–oh honey, get a new dream.
August 18th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
hahah, he told me his “dream” too. how cute, eh amanda? glad you had a nice b/day.
August 18th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Oh my god how cool is it that you have a picture of Ammmmmanando with triple t. tommy the town tard.
he is your dream date isn’t he?
August 18th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
what can i say? i had to take one for the team!
August 19th, 2006 at 3:05 am
What in the name of Cripes possesed me to make sweet love to that stranger’s car???…………..or that telephone pole for that matter???…..at least my action pose with Robert turned out well.
You probably have some of my genetic material on you somewhere.
The Bollocksed Allfather
August 19th, 2006 at 8:13 am
what team the special olympics?
August 21st, 2006 at 11:55 am
ha ha ha ha ha. hey don, did bri get her “prescription”?
August 21st, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I have no idea what you are talking about does it start with a “K”??????
we have a deal don’t make me wooop you.
August 21st, 2006 at 3:29 pm
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DeLorean-DMC-12-DMC-12_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ31830QQihZ018QQitemZ280018723004QQrdZ1
Dick go ahead and buy it.
August 21st, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Reedy, you were on an inanimate object raping spree!
August 22nd, 2006 at 1:03 pm
dude it totally has a casette player!!!!
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:45 pm
If you buy that DeLorean. I am so totally gonna hump the living headlights off of it.
And for the record, you schill, I don’t rape inanimate objects, I make love to them.
The Boisterous Allfather
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:05 am
what a great idea don! you can ride your harley, and richie and drive his time machine next to you. oh that is right, you dont have a harley because your wife wont let you get one. i guess he will just have to wait.
August 25th, 2006 at 11:49 am
amanda is mean. don could do whatever he wanted; he is the man of the relationship and men can hit harder than women. im sure if the man wanted a moto-bike than im sure he would get one.
richard could go back in time with his time-machine and whoop your ass, amanda and beat that attitude right outta ya. right, rich? thats what you’re always talkin’ about: how your girl has this crazy attitude and how you wish you could go back in time and “beat” it outta her and make her Mecha-Amanda. Its friday! bitches.
August 25th, 2006 at 11:54 am
rich,
could you please tell me what exactly is “gay” about amanda not being able to drink? does somebody not being able to drink due to being underage make them homo-sexual or is it the fact the the law wont let anybody under 21 drink/buy alcohol? or is it just a broad statement of distaste and disagree? i’m not following exactly what is gay about the situation - queer, sure but gay? C’mon!!
“someone? that doesn’t even make sense!
“i just they would stop with all these “star-wars”.
August 25th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
no mitch (or “metch”, more currently). me not being of age to drink at the tug was what i assume similar to getting a penis shoved in my ass and being a male myself. painful, but something one deals with and accepts.
August 25th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
amanda, im sure you know what if feels like to have a penis “shoved in” your ass. you do not have to be a male to know how that feels. also this just in: women can be gay too but they have to buy stap-ons, right?
metch? great.
August 25th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Here is what “Mecha-Amanda would look like.
August 25th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
ok now I am more proud of you then ever before. even I don’t make fun of crippled kids. well not on a web site anyway. those lucky fucking cripples they get all the good parking spots.
someone should feed that litte cripple.
August 25th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
It would go straight to her thighs.
August 25th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
and she dont want that.
August 26th, 2006 at 11:28 am
I am talking about hearing some ribs cracking.
August 30th, 2006 at 6:45 am
im really diggin’ how huge her mecha wheels are. those fuckers are floatation devices for sure.
August 30th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Come judgment day, when we as humans must rise up against the machines, obviously cannot simply melt the polar icecaps and try to flood them due to those fancy flotation tires. We need a strategy that defeats these mechanical monsters before it is too late. They have already conquered our best parking, and some get enormous tax breaks for being, “retarded.” Heh, yeah, retarded like a fox maybe. It is clear that we need the aid of John Connor to win this fight for our very survival.
September 20th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Gee, nothing like some cripple talk to totally derail a conversation about being gay
Quote of the month: ” I think Camel Lights taste like heroin.” -Some dingy broad outside a chicago bar.
I wish I had some Camel Lights…..or heroin…..or some flapjacks.
The Boner-sportin’ Allfather