Des Moines Invasion
So Saturday The Broox’s and the Kevi’s went to Zach’s wedding in Galesburg, and due to an alcohol free reception, broke out to the Flamingo. They got there around 9:30, and went swimming in the rain with Amanda and I. Sean showed up with a Shaw Umbrella, and stayed dry for most of the evening until Kari wanted to try and stand in it in the pool. Other than that, Derek tried to show me his balls underwater and barefoot soaped into the pool, Kevi rocked underwater, Amanda watched, Kari was all up ons, Derek flipped some birdage, and i dove in and drank.
The end.
I took a couple awesome bumper sticker pics the other day, “Don’t Burn My Flag” w/ shaking fist, and a great color matching “I Heart Clay Aiken.”
The rest of the pics.
June 27th, 2006 at 8:07 am
it was a fun time for sure. next time hopefully i can have more than 1 beer.
June 27th, 2006 at 8:39 am
you wish! Dick, love the haircut, soup with that? the beer shot is my fav. also, the screenshot beetle is great, too!
June 27th, 2006 at 8:46 am
I know, it looked weird in that pic wet. Who knows, tricks of the water and hair I guess. Or my barber gave me a “shitty when wet” cut.
June 27th, 2006 at 8:48 am
wedding bells in the future for Richie?
June 27th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
nope, just hell’s bells. richard is a man, not a little wuss thats gonna get married and throw his “bachelor type” lifestyle away. He has things to do, buy, kill and conquer and “some girl” is NOT going to get in the way of that.
June 27th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
I’ll give you that sensation up and down your spine
If you’re into evil you’re a friend of mine
See the white light flashing as I split the night
‘Cause if good’s on the left, then I’m stickin’ to the right
June 30th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
fuckin marriage is for idiots.
game over.
July 3rd, 2006 at 9:59 pm
you drink my beer and spill it in my pool.
you fuck nut.
You are so lucky we love you.
thanks for everything last week.
Manadaaaaaareeeea you too.
nice face while you watch a married girl grind on Dick.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:29 am
it should have been: “thanks for everything last week, amanda. and you too dick.”
fyi don, he set off the smoke detectors, couldnt figured out how to load the dishwasher, couldnt clean after himself, didnt check the pool levels, yelled at the dogs until they were trembling in fear and would have ran away if not for me (you would have been excited, but would have to live with bri and lisa sobbing) didnt water the flowers, didnt feed or water the dogs, didnt vacuum, and left garbage out by the pool.
so if you dont want to come home to a green pool, dead animals, over flowing dishes in the sink, a house full of smoke, and dead flowers, get it right next time.
July 10th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Dickford,
You left your sweet green polo work shirt at my apartment. You need to come get it now! I will make sure to leave it at Charlie’s under the watchful eye of that old hick.
July 11th, 2006 at 6:06 am
Wow. I am still hungry.
August 10th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Does anyone still maintain this fucking site anymore?
I know the Dick in charge of it has recently had some exiting times with family and friends but no update?
maybe Amananannanda won’t let him.
August 10th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
I am very busy as of late. Sorry folks, more to come next week.
August 11th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Now, you know what was funny?
Night Court
Nothing says humor like an amateur magician dishing out justice with his dimwitted sidekick bailiff, and a lascivious assistant DA.
More fun than a sackful of kittens and bricks
Blessed are you all
The Blasted Allfather
August 14th, 2006 at 10:48 am
another weekend has passed lots of photos were taken and still no update.
man this site sucks
August 15th, 2006 at 11:51 am
whats it like making sales calls from your folk’s pool? Is that what you meant by busy?