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Amber’s 21st

Tuesday night, 12/06/05, was Amber’s 21st birthday party. It started at G’s around 7:00. When I showed up, Amber, Amanda, Brent and Bubby were there and about a half hour later, Tom and Lori Calvert arrived followed by Ryan, one of the Numatics regional salesmen from Ohio. On this rare occasion you can see Lori having a beer, and a shot. Ryan was in town to work with a couple of our outside salesmen and needed something to do for the evening. Amber had a drink and a shot to start the evening off right, and received 4-5 Jell-O shots from the bar for free. She also got a cock can lid from Amanda which was used only once for its intended purpose, and once as an artificial limb, and once as an oral stimulant. As it turned out, my mom was having her Christmas party for the library in the dining room at G’s while we were in the bar for her birthday. We disrupted that a few times but I don’t think anyone cared. After a short stint at G’s it was off to Duey’s for pool, white trash music, and more alcohol. Amber’s sister and brother-in-law showed up for awhile and Brent took Bubby home. It was around then that Lindsay showed up to join in the festivities. We played pool for a couple hours when Wes and Danny showed up. Even Justin showed up for a dance and a picture before he had to go to work. When Brent got back, we went to Peacock’s. Once at Peacock’s, we ran into Alexa and her drunk Asian friend from Western who was wearing very fancy footwear. Pool was played, drinks were had, Danny blew some smoke rings, and Alexa’s Asian friend imagined having an engagement ring of her own. Amber smashed Amanda’s head in her boobs not once, not twice, but three times that I saw and was able to capture. Amber snuck into a pic of Brent and Alexa unbeknownst to them. I also got some rare Dinosaur/Asian action photos. After Peacock’s we went back to G’s to listen to Clay play, not Coldplay (see definition 1). Amber had to sit down and have some water but soon caught a second wind and took over the mic for a minute to sing and do some pretty horrible stand-up. It was a long night for her, and I hope she had fun. Happy 21st Birthday Amber.

The rest of the pics.

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26 Responses to “Amber’s 21st”

Mr. Mitchell Todd Pilon Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
Dick: Beard is lookin good but when I get home I will show you some pointers on how a man grows one. okay on to point numero deuce; “asian”, too funny too fuckin funny. Point macha 3; who is “unknown” I might know her but probably not. We should meet so I can tell her not to be your friend. Also, please dont let Nick Mitton see this posting (your write up) he will come for your blood in a ****** induced rampage and probably murder you. 5: I would still rock Calverts mom.
dick Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Thanks for the beard support. Relax Mr. Manager, Alexa told us that night that Nick and her were no longer dating. Try not to throw your back out at work today.
don Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
OK that does it Richie you are no longer alowed to play with these kids. The driking and “stuff”, including your girlfriend’s obvious lesbianism is ok, but no Asians.
What about your arian upbringing?!?!
Mr. Mitchell Todd Pilon Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 2:43 pm
Mein Kampf. It’s a struggle everyday that I cannot win.

Rich, I noticed it took you quite a bit to respond and I know its due to your “sausage” fingers hitting other keys while you have the dictionary opened up on your desk TRYING to FIGURE out new and exciting words to keep your already bored readers from up and leaving this site for good. Try this: not eating so much cheese, not eating so much pizza, not eating so many mcnuggets, not dipping your pizza and mcnuggets into the cheese and for crying out softly, stop with the sock cramming.

if I threw my back out in any way it’s because I was humpin your mom last night.

Don: its a quote, no worries and no offence.
amanda Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 2:52 pm
mitch-”calvert’s mom” is my aunt, pervert. she is 45 and wants someone who is capable of loving her and wont show off their tattoos all the time. and lisa would never “hump” you.

don-those pictures were perfectly clear that i was helpless when i was being smothered with tits. i am not a lesbian, and i was totally sober the whole night. (can you beleive that?)
amanda Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
i had better correct BELIEVE before someone starts in on that. plus, don, where the fuck were you that night? pussy.
don Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Amanda: You missed the lack of ‘ in the word won’t.
I was very sick that night, nearly on my death bed and not one of you fuckers cared.
Ok your not a lesbian but you are bi.
Not that that is a bad thing.

Mitch: As long as that isn’t what you meant by ” I’ve got your back” we are ok.
amanda Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 3:33 pm
well, i dont care if you are on your real death bed, you had better make it on my birthday!!! if you dont, i am sure that the party will relocate to the pool (at 2 a.m!) it will be an awesome time!!!
Mr. Mitchell Todd Pilon Says:
December 12th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
amanda, i really really really dont want to make you cry. ’nuff said.

don, i meant “got your back as in”, im you chap, bud, pal, bro, dude, friend, podner, hombre. I will let Rich get the last word in and then no more hate.

thanks for playing.
don Says:
December 13th, 2005 at 9:54 am
Mith don’t worry about making her feel good.
Amanda you suck at trivia.
If it wasn’t for the soft core porn games there would be no reason for you to put a dollar in those machines.
You really aren’t as smart as Dick and he is not as smart as I am.
don Says:
December 13th, 2005 at 9:54 am
I must have a lisp, Mith.
amanda Says:
December 13th, 2005 at 11:21 am
can i remind your drunken ass that on almost every single question, i was right!!! next time we play, drink less and you may do better, lush. oh, and dont criticize my knowledge about sex! your son seems to like it!!!
bri Says:
December 16th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
That last comment just didnt need to happen amanda…You may tell me all of these things but I really try hard not to listen…

drinking is so wrong…
amanda Says:
December 17th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
shut up bri. at least i dont have a butt chin!
amanda Says:
December 17th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
i am sorry. i will apologize in advance for that one. guy seems like a nice person, and i should not let your brother influence my bitchy remarks.
Dicks Dad Says:
December 23rd, 2005 at 1:06 pm
Enough about this birthday already!!!!!!!!!!
Where in the hell is the story of Nate’s birthday?
Get with it Dick.
amanda Says:
December 23rd, 2005 at 3:49 pm
i agree. (and i think that is a first) i would really like to see the ear licking pics. don, i know you remember what i am talking about!
Dicks Dad Says:
December 24th, 2005 at 10:58 pm
Todd needs to be on your site. Quit being such a lazy ass and get Nate’s birthday pics on here. Amanada quit agreeing with me.
MONIKER Says:
December 25th, 2005 at 9:44 pm
Merry Christday to all, and to all a good fight!
amanda Says:
December 26th, 2005 at 10:12 am
who the hell is amanada? get some glasses don! but i do forgive you. the letters are so small on the keyboard, and your arms are so short, you probably could not back up far enough to read the letters you were typing.
Dick's Dad Says:
December 29th, 2005 at 2:27 pm
Or maybe I just don’t give a fuck how I spell your name.
Actually I am so tired of waiting for the story about Nate’s birthday that I am going to add a vowel to your name until Dick puts it on here, Amanadoa.
Dick's Dad Says:
December 31st, 2005 at 5:10 pm
Amanadoia, you better get him off his ass.
amanda Says:
January 2nd, 2006 at 2:46 pm
hey, yell at him! i didnt take the last month off work and not post anything. besides being drunk, i couldnt tell you what he has been doing!
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