First Snowboard Session of this Season
Saturday was my first day of snowboarding for this season. I hardly slept Friday night, and was up extra early Saturday morning. Amanda’s brother Mike and his friend showed up at Nate’s around 9:30 ready to go, we waited around for another, but alas, a no show. Not a big deal, rad times were had anyway. We got up there after about an hour and fifteen minute drive to see a full parking lot. That was not expected due to it only being the second day the place was open. Mitch made the drive down to Chestnut from Madison to meet up with me. We got there around 11, and Mitch arrived around 12:30. He didn’t call me when he arrived, he wanted to find, and tackle me on the slopes. There were just too many people there, so after 3 hours, he gave up and called. It was all kinds of fun. They had the blowers on the whole time which sucked and was uncalled for. It was snowing hard there all day. Foggy goggles, and wind burnt noses were all around. We left around 7 with about 5 hours of solid snowboarding behind us. All in all it was a great season opener. Thanks for showin up to shred Mitch. I’m still so proud of you that you didn’t bust out your “attention tats,” even though you were so badly wanting to. “What are tatters?” “Show him.”
Here is Mitch’s take on Saturday:
Oh Droogies, it was lovely.
Current mood: clear.
Oh she was nice and warm and inviting and oh so enticing. I was as bundled up as much as a little man in space could be, her cold hard love sent ice through my veins as I shot down her belly into her lap and then back up again. Just the right size for somebody who hasn’t experienced that type of stimulation in over a year. It was glorious, I was glorified, liberated and in love.
As the day progressed we got more accustom to each other and she opened up to me a bit for I was feeling alone for half of the time I was as there and I drove 2 hours just to see her, I wasn’t being treated very nicely. I rolled up a couple of Nose Blunts and rode switch for a while and had about as much fun as I could have in one day then, I found the Rich(es). We laughed and cackled and yelled and screamed whilst riding the chair lift an finally near our last run down I eat shit. Blankets upon blankets of snow covered my 20 something face and I stood up and lauphed so hard for I haven’t felt that good since I was 22. So much snow, so much fun for only 3 bucks! I will be snowboarding my ass off this year and there aint nuttin you can do ’bout it. What a glorious Saturday. Thanks, Rich for talking me into it ya gayrod. Ya fat fuckin gayrod.
Too bad it was blowing snow all day or I would have torn those rails to shreds.
December 5th, 2005 at 9:53 am
“Thanks, Rich for talking me into it ya gayrod. Ya fat fuckin gayrod.”
that saved the entire article. thanks mitch. actually laughed out loud at that one.
December 5th, 2005 at 10:31 am
Anytime, D. D. is short for Derek, not James but Broox/Brooks. Cant wait to shred with you and the new Special Lady Friend of yours.
You’re right, Rich. I was burning to bust those tatters out, I just didnt want to scare the “kid’s” kids. IF…you know what im sayin.
for a while.
December 5th, 2005 at 10:41 am
oh. and no photos from the day? wtf.
December 5th, 2005 at 10:53 am
Sorry, I don’t have my SD-450 yet, and my other camera is too big.
December 5th, 2005 at 11:18 am
“SD-450″. What is that, a new Protocol Droid or something? “Hey, this is my Protocol Droid: SD-45, he takes digital pictures and follows me and does everything I want it to. He is “in” until he is “out”.
you could have picked up a disposable camera, rich, or is that not “the best”? oh, mondays.
December 5th, 2005 at 11:36 am
Way to cover all grounds Mitchell. You are kind of abrasive this morning. You must have had a long night of drinking and leading on last night if this morn follows suit. IF…you know what I’m sayin’.
December 5th, 2005 at 12:50 pm
they need need to make rhinoskins for our cameras. i’d love to outfit my sd550 in rhino skin before hitting the slopes. i crushed one of my sony’s 2 years ago @ winterpark - it was full of snow and water. I took it apart and let all the pieces dry over the heater vents in the car, put it back together the next day and it worked perfect… not a chance i’m willing to take with my new droid.
December 5th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
I think my mom is getting me the “all-weather” case. I hope.
December 5th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
“You must have had a long night of drinking and leading on last night if this morn follows suit.”
ouch, dude.
December 5th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
see it’s shit like that last comment, Rich that gets people into trouble. your lies are gonna get you cut. in a bad bad way!
December 5th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
That was all untruth. I was just giving him a thorough running through. I do not actually believe in what I said.
December 6th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Yet another thread destroyed.
December 6th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
its a shame when the “hault” is put to something, except when its “R”. “Who would want to “R” her?”
December 6th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Fuckin grow up and stop having your mommy buy u expensive shit ya little KerryBob fuck. I want a camera!!! Fuckin stop suckling yo mommas tits u spoiled baby fuck.
December 7th, 2005 at 7:57 am
I tell you what, you figure out a way to tell her no, and I will stop asking for expensive shit. I can’t wait for that new Playstation 3 next Christmas. Thanks Dad.
December 7th, 2005 at 11:55 am
Ok, it will take time but I am willing to work you through this Dick. We will start slow, when you Mommy says “what would you like for Christmas Richie Poodle?” YOU SAY SOMETHING CHEAP YOU FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A nice pair of jeans from farm and fleet, some t-shirts, a case of beer.
You figure out a way to tell her no, my ass!!! Is she forcing these expensive gifts on you?
That does it Christmas is cancelled.
December 7th, 2005 at 1:58 pm
Rich’s Motto: “only the best”. This is so true in so many ways except when it comes to his appearence. eh. How old are you Rich? 25? I get like 10 bucks and dinner for christmas. Remember last year when you didnt get what you wanted and you started crying on the phone? “Mom told me she was going to get me that game but she didnt. whaaaaaaaaaa!!” grow up, child.
Your family is full of hate. I guess thats what you get when you live in Illinois. BOOOOM!!
December 7th, 2005 at 5:18 pm
OK I am sorry I had to speak to u in that tone Dick, your Aunt did not appreciate the choice of words I utilized however this is kinda like the scared straight program. I am just concerned that emotionally u will not be able to make a clean break from the tit. I just want to help, u can always talk to me……
December 7th, 2005 at 5:35 pm
Hey Dick’s Uncle,
Richie Poodle’s Mommy has a really icky feeling about you talking to her son about her tit.
December 7th, 2005 at 5:47 pm
OK I will no longer bring Dick’s mommy into this and I will not make reference to the breast feeding anymore. Good Luck Dick!!!!!!!!
December 7th, 2005 at 6:00 pm
Oh I forgot, I am sorry Dick’s mom!
December 8th, 2005 at 8:04 am
It’s nice to see this is bringing the family together. There are still a few topic bugs to work out, but the concept has been grasped.
December 8th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
wow…simply stunning….
December 8th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
and you could have at least bought the “best” disposable camera! i mean, a snowboard story with no pics, c’mon. who the hell really wants to use their imagination…really.
December 8th, 2005 at 3:24 pm
it will be interesting to see if this will be the second time “he” kills the thread.
December 8th, 2005 at 7:26 pm
I won’t let “him” kill it Mitch.
I got your back.
Dick some assbag named cranberry has the top bid on “my” hat at 20 bucks. 2 days and some hours left. Bid 30 buck and see if people back the fuck off.
December 9th, 2005 at 9:32 am
Don: Lets get that pool open for when I come home. I have a need to swim so for Rich and his whiny little ways about christmas, why not put in a super conductor type heater in that bitch so HE can enjoy swimming in this nice winter weather. I mean he’s already a whale anyway so it would be perfect for him. C’MON!!!
December 9th, 2005 at 10:05 am
How about I just go cut a hole in the ice and any of you that want to can jump in. Lisa wants me to buy an atrium type removable cover for it so we can swim year round. It looks like it would only cost about 60 thousand fucking dollars so……….there will be an admission fee next summer.
December 9th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Don: please note that I am “on the list” (see Rich’s card)
December 9th, 2005 at 10:41 am
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December 9th, 2005 at 11:09 am
Oh Mitchell there would be no admission fee for you.
We are going to use your tattoos as kind of a freak show attraction this summer. Draw the crowds collect the money.
Nate: nice quotation marks. Answer your damn phone.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:20 am
HAHAHAHA not to mention my statuesque body. I mean c’mon everybody knows it and everybody wants it. I think you may have 2 attractions at hand with a. myself and b. “Whale Boy”. guess who that is? here is a hint: you spawned him.
December 9th, 2005 at 1:50 pm
Here is the card Mitch was speaking of.

Also, forgive Mitch. Regaurdless of how many “tatters” he has, he is still CRAVES attention. I guess being an a/v tech. and a laborer doesn’t fulfill his “look at me” needs, hence the tattoos.