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Amber’s 21st

Monday, December 12th, 2005

Tuesday night, 12/06/05, was Amber’s 21st birthday party. It started at G’s around 7:00. When I showed up, Amber, Amanda, Brent and Bubby were there and about a half hour later, Tom and Lori Calvert arrived followed by Ryan, one of the Numatics regional salesmen from Ohio. On this rare occasion you can see Lori having a beer, and a shot. Ryan was in town to work with a couple of our outside salesmen and needed something to do for the evening. Amber had a drink and a shot to start the evening off right, and received 4-5 Jell-O shots from the bar for free. She also got a cock can lid from Amanda which was used only once for its intended purpose, and once as an artificial limb, and once as an oral stimulant. As it turned out, my mom was having her Christmas party for the library in the dining room at G’s while we were in the bar for her birthday. We disrupted that a few times but I don’t think anyone cared. After a short stint at G’s it was off to Duey’s for pool, white trash music, and more alcohol. Amber’s sister and brother-in-law showed up for awhile and Brent took Bubby home. It was around then that Lindsay showed up to join in the festivities. We played pool for a couple hours when Wes and Danny showed up. Even Justin showed up for a dance and a picture before he had to go to work. When Brent got back, we went to Peacock’s. Once at Peacock’s, we ran into Alexa and her drunk Asian friend from Western who was wearing very fancy footwear. Pool was played, drinks were had, Danny blew some smoke rings, and Alexa’s Asian friend imagined having an engagement ring of her own. Amber smashed Amanda’s head in her boobs not once, not twice, but three times that I saw and was able to capture. Amber snuck into a pic of Brent and Alexa unbeknownst to them. I also got some rare Dinosaur/Asian action photos. After Peacock’s we went back to G’s to listen to Clay play, not Coldplay (see definition 1). Amber had to sit down and have some water but soon caught a second wind and took over the mic for a minute to sing and do some pretty horrible stand-up. It was a long night for her, and I hope she had fun. Happy 21st Birthday Amber.

The rest of the pics.

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First Snowboard Session of this Season

Monday, December 5th, 2005

Saturday was my first day of snowboarding for this season. I hardly slept Friday night, and was up extra early Saturday morning. Amanda’s brother Mike and his friend showed up at Nate’s around 9:30 ready to go, we waited around for another, but alas, a no show. Not a big deal, rad times were had anyway. We got up there after about an hour and fifteen minute drive to see a full parking lot. That was not expected due to it only being the second day the place was open. Mitch made the drive down to Chestnut from Madison to meet up with me. We got there around 11, and Mitch arrived around 12:30. He didn’t call me when he arrived, he wanted to find, and tackle me on the slopes. There were just too many people there, so after 3 hours, he gave up and called. It was all kinds of fun. They had the blowers on the whole time which sucked and was uncalled for. It was snowing hard there all day. Foggy goggles, and wind burnt noses were all around. We left around 7 with about 5 hours of solid snowboarding behind us. All in all it was a great season opener. Thanks for showin up to shred Mitch. I’m still so proud of you that you didn’t bust out your “attention tats,” even though you were so badly wanting to. “What are tatters?” “Show him.”

Here is Mitch’s take on Saturday:

Oh Droogies, it was lovely.
Current mood: clear.

Oh she was nice and warm and inviting and oh so enticing. I was as bundled up as much as a little man in space could be, her cold hard love sent ice through my veins as I shot down her belly into her lap and then back up again. Just the right size for somebody who hasn’t experienced that type of stimulation in over a year. It was glorious, I was glorified, liberated and in love.

As the day progressed we got more accustom to each other and she opened up to me a bit for I was feeling alone for half of the time I was as there and I drove 2 hours just to see her, I wasn’t being treated very nicely. I rolled up a couple of Nose Blunts and rode switch for a while and had about as much fun as I could have in one day then, I found the Rich(es). We laughed and cackled and yelled and screamed whilst riding the chair lift an finally near our last run down I eat shit. Blankets upon blankets of snow covered my 20 something face and I stood up and lauphed so hard for I haven’t felt that good since I was 22. So much snow, so much fun for only 3 bucks! I will be snowboarding my ass off this year and there aint nuttin you can do ’bout it. What a glorious Saturday. Thanks, Rich for talking me into it ya gayrod. Ya fat fuckin gayrod.

Too bad it was blowing snow all day or I would have torn those rails to shreds.

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