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Bike Wreck ‘05

So, I finally ate shit on my bike yesterday. Suck. Aside from a few bruises and cuts, I am Fine. The bike, like me, is also in awesome shape for what it went through. The old guy’s yard, however, is a little worse for wear. Here is what happened. I was hanging out around the house with Amanda, Lindsay, and Rankin watching football in the garage. I had a headache, and I was feeling a little dizzy too. I decided that a quick ride with the fresh air would be good for me. For about ten minutes, it was. Then it wasn’t. I hit about three staggered dips that sent my front tire wobbling violently. I knew that I had a choice at that point; crash in the road, or crash in the grass. Pretty easy decision I thought, now where do I go in? I had about 3 seconds to decide this so I hopped into a ditch on the left. After about thirty feet, the back tire kicked out and at that point I had to lay it down in a “controlled slide.” This happened here. I rolled off it right after that and basically slid between the poles and the bike. I was roughly a foot from serious injury. The whole time all I could think about were those poles and how bad I was gonna get fucked up by them. When I finally stopped, I was quite shaken and totally out of it. I just paced around for a few minutes before I could even think straight. As soon as I had my shit together, I called Amanda who was at my house with Sean and Lindsay, and told her to come down the road to where I was at. I didn’t tell her what happened, but apparently she was freaking out because of it. That was exactly what I was trying not to do by not telling her what happened. She made Sean and Lindsay come with her so she didn’t have to come up on me all fucked up in a ditch, by herself. Turns out all I fucked up were a pair of shorts and my handlebars. I’m glad she came as soon as she did, cause I was way out of it. When I was done shaking, I drove the bike home and picked up my camera to get some pics of the wreck site. The old guy didn’t even come out of his house until we were back. Apparently Amanda yelled at him as I drove off on the bike because of it. She saw him in the window and yelled something. I don’t remember what, I didn’t even think about him. After we got back I hopped in the shower. After I took a shower, we went down to Duey’s to drink and play pool with Greg and Lisa, errr…Lisa. We all proceeded to get dunk, especially Lindsay, really, really, drunk. So I guess I will take getting drunk at Duey’s with my friends, over being broken and possibly dead in the emergency room. Sorry mom.

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9 Responses to “Bike Wreck ‘05”

derek Says:
September 19th, 2005 at 1:03 pm
you dildo.

glad you’re ok douche. can’t promise you won’t die at my party this weekend though.
rankin Says:
September 19th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
i had a headache and was feeling a little dizzy. simply stunning idea DICK!! you fucking retardo! if you ever get me flarin’ like a pack of hemroids again i’ll fuckin’…ah shit i’m jus foxin’ with ya. jus glad my 4d is aight. you lucky bastard.
don Says:
September 19th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
Wearing shorts and no helmet while ridding a bike. Did you have sandals on too? nice work. Now I have to keep your mother from seeing this site until I buy mine.
I have to agree with Rankin, can’t think of a better idea when dizzy and having a headache other then possibly operating heavy equipment or a gun.
By the way Dick, was this, show Dick the top of your boobs week on the web site? And if so, then with as shitfaced as she was, why are there no shots of Lindsay’s\ Bob’s?
derek Says:
September 19th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
i fuckin love lindsay’s bobs.
mitch pilon Says:
September 20th, 2005 at 6:43 am
I fuckin love Lindsay’s boobs as well. DID YA HEAR THAT RANKIN? WE LOVE HER AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. “I love you, Lindsay.”
Just think Rich, if you hadn’t lost all that fat around your body you probaply would have been thrown another 2,000 feet. Man, I cant believe how FAT you are errr, were.
Master B Says:
September 20th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
glad you are ok, other than that, you are one lucky dumb shit. Brain pan? Over 60 should be more like 70 +.. you have used up your luck. Should have bought a real bike like a Huffy or somthing. More your speed and skill level.
dick Says:
September 21st, 2005 at 8:19 am
Leave a real name, cause I don’t know who “Master B” is. Self-prescribed nicknames are about as cool as motorcycle accidents.
derek Says:
September 22nd, 2005 at 3:16 pm
love how you titled this “bike wreck 05″ as if it’s going to be an annual thing.
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